CLAN QUEST PEOPLE
by Santa the Bronzed
*podcast voice* And now it’s time for the reader’s questions!
An interview with Col ton
How long is a normal shower for you? How hot or cold do you prefer the water?
What is best to be eaten on a baked potato?
Sleeping with a fan on, yes or no?
Do you have any childhood nicknames that you want to share?
Why have you only posted less than a dozen times on this website in the two years since joining?
What times do you play? Do you have a real life job and family?
Would you describe yourself as a bosser, skiller, quester? what do you like doing in game the most?
How about posting your Introduction? I couldn't find it.
What is your earliest Runescape memory?
You get a ticket to visit Gielinor IRL. Where do you go first?
If you were to die tomorrow, how would you spend your last day?
Cutting away from a morbid starter question. Is there something you can remember that made you laugh super hard? Something a friend did, an online video, a TV show skit?
When do you find yourself listening to music? Do you have different types of music depending on your activity?
What's your favourite animal?
Is there someone (any person at all in the world) that you admire or appreciate the work of? What would you tell them if you were able to have a conversation?
What kind of sound did you make when you got your dye from the oyster?
When did you start playing?
If I were to visit your country, what do you think I should do first?
What are your favourite cities/locations, both in RS and in real life?
Do you have a motto or a favourite phrase? If so, which is it?
Do you have a very expensive item (party hat, for instance)? If so, do you remember your reaction when you obtained it?
Tell us the story behind your name!
How many languages do you speak? Which one would you like to learn?
When did you start cohosting with Shane?
On a scale of 1 to Shane, how much do you like talking for the rsbandb?
*podcast voice* With all this said, see you next month, thank you for sharing your time with us! Thank you for asking, answering and reading, have a great month!
Article by Choto 3000
Sorry if I missed some of you guys! If you can't find yourself on the list, pm me!!
Article by Choto 3000
Written by KatMak of Armadyl
The World Guardian eats a lot of food. The World Guardian feels healthier and more powerful after eating delicious food. "Deliciousness is Power" - Brassica Prime. The World Guardian follows the teachings of Brassica Prime. The World Guardian worships Brassica Prime confirmed.
Tuska was pig. Bacon are made from pigs. Bacon is delicious. Tuska was also very powerful. "Deliciousness is Power" - Brassica Prime. Tuska followed the teachings of Brassica Prime. Tuska worshipped Brassica Prime confirmed.
The Elder Gods eat Anima Mundi. The Elder Gods finds Anima Mundi to be delicious. The Elder Gods are the most powerful beings in the Multiverse. "Deliciousness is Power" - Brassica Prime. The Elder Gods follows the teachings of Brassica Prime. The Elder Gods worship Brassica Prime confirmed.
Jagex made food heal. The healthier someone is, the more power they can have. The food that heals the most is very delicious. "Deliciousness is Power" - Brassica Prime. The Jmods follow the teachings of Brassica Prime confirmed. The Jmods worship Brassica Prime confirmed.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek eats food he thinks is delicious. Shrek follows the teachings of Brassica Prime. Shrek worships Brassica Prime confirmed. Love worships Brassica Prime confirmed. Life worships Brassica Prime confirmed. HOWEVER! The food Shrek thinks is delicious isn't actually delicious. It's disgusting. Disgusting is the opposite of delicious. Hatred is the opposite of love. Death is the opposite of life. Shrek is hatred. Shrek is death. Hatred and Death worships Brassica Prime confirmed.
Goku is powerful. Goku also eats lots of food. "Deliciousness is Power" - Brassica Prime. Goku doesn't worship any gods he's fought or trained with. Goku has never fought nor trained with Brassica Prime, and he follows the teachings of Brassica Prime. Goku worships Brassica Prime confirmed.
Brassica Prime is delicious. Therefore everything that is delicious is Brassica Prime. And everything that is Brassica Prime is delicious. Depending on who you ask, everything can be delicious, therefore everything is Brassica Prime.
Llamas walk around eating grass. They also produce spit, which is disgusting and tastes terrible. That is not delicious. And because everything is Brassica Prime, and therefore, must be delicious, Llamas do not exist.
Pandas eat bamboo. They think bamboo is delicious. Pandas are cute. So are the Cute Creatures, which are actually spies. Penguins are also spies. Therefore Pandas are spies.
Bronze is nooby equipment. Noobs usually eat cabbages. Brassica Prime has declared that cabbages are delicious, and therefore, powerful things. Since Noobs in Bronze eat cabbages, they must be the most powerful people around. Bronze is the best gear confirmed.
Everything that exists is delicious, for everything that exists is Brassica Prime. Since the food Shrek thinks is delicious is actually disgusting, delicious things are both delicious and disgusting at the same time. Because delicious things are also disgusting, and only delicious things exist, Brassica Prime is everything that exist, and everything that doesn't exist. Therefore, Brassica Prime, is a Llama.
Since Brassica Prime is everything that exists, and everything that doesn't exist, everything is everything else. Therefore, people are cannonballs.Take it to W66 Fally.
Article by KatMak
Tyco's Questing Crossword
PM all 11 words in the crossword below to Tyco elf
to enter the raffle with the following prices:
1st price: A picture project, dedicated to you and you only!
2nd price: 20 million gp!
3rd price: 10 million gp!
Please note that participants who has already had a personal picture project cannot win the first price. Those who enter will be drawn before the release of next issue of questaholic and published, along with the answers to this crossword.
EDIT: The 1st place winner will now have the choice between the 20M gp or the picture project. If gp is chosen, then the 2nd place will have the choice between 10M gp or the picture project. If gp is taken, 3rd place will receive the picture project. This after feedback about participants considering the 1st price being of less value than the 2nd or 3rd prices.
Article by Tyco elf
February was an exciting month. While everybody was busy profiting from the double xp weekend as much as possible, Jagex was jamming away at some exciting projects. A surprising large number of these projects will be right up our clan's alley, because there are some cool quests in the pipeline. We also got an exciting new Penguin quest this month.
Enough RuneScape excitement this month, but what happened in Clan Quest?
Making a change like this is a big step, and we will not do it overnight. You as a clan seem to be happy with this idea, which means we can move forward on this. We will have to revisit many things that make Clan Quest the clan you are used to, and have to make sure we don't change that. We will be redefining what it means to be a Clan Quest member, and make sure that nobody has to feel like a second class citizen. During the process, we will be keeping in touch with all of you, and make sure everybody is happy with where we are going. Keep an eye on this spot for further information.
Article by Cireon
- chris 10617!
- Tycoelf, Tyco Elf's noob!
The Recruitment Razzers, the chief body responsible for reaching out to possible new members, and they're always looking for a hand. You can always contact Irene Angel/Jjasm if you're interested!
Hope you all enjoy what we have to offer, and what more we'll have to offer very soon!
- Gladion: Sergeant -> Captain, congratulations on your Quest Cape!
- KatMak: Recruit -> Lieutenant, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- Soul Scythe: Recruit -> Sergeant, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- Supertje32: Sergeant -> Admin
- Tycoelf the elven noob: Corporal -> Organizer
- PrimalPeace: Recruit -> Corporal, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
Congratulations, everyone! You can find more information on our ranks on our official recruitment thread.
Article by Sirapyro
Ahh.. good old ChaosJess. This time it's Angel With a Shotgun by The Cab. Extremely nice storyline where the three sides of tetsu, seasinger and deathlotus warriors fought over generations for the betterment of their future. The one thing I admire about her is that her editing is minimalist but still goosebump inducing, if there's such a phrase. Not much needs to be said, I've watched it myself over 30 times. It is my favourite RSMV made in the whole of 2016. This might just be her swan song.. I hope not. I have a multi editor project part waiting for her to upload.. looking forward to the whole thing.
Article by SantaEnds