CLAN QUEST PEOPLE
by Choto Ends the Bronzed Daredevil
An interview with Wolfknight the 93rd
Thank you all for the wonderful questions! You can follow Wolfknight on Twitter at @WolfknightRS where he retweets OSRS Hardcore Ironman Deaths
Article by SantaEnds
CLAN QUEST PEOPLE
By a dungeon master in a bronze armour.
An interview with Toragrai
In an alternate dimension of Middle Earth where Sam and Frodo are orcs:
*gates of Lothlorien. The Witch King of Angmar’s remaining army is surrounded by elves*
-Witch King, to his 8 friends: “This is it. But we will not surrender. We will take as many of them as we can” *turns around, facing the Great Tree of Lothlorien*
-WK: “FOR FRODOOOOO!!!” *runs towards the enemy*
-WK Army: “FOR FRODOOOOO!!!” (Some renegade says “and what about Sam? Uh? Didn’t he risk his life as well?. He is silenced and taken away)
*terrible fighting* *when it seems all hope is lost, music stops, and everyone looks at the crying Great Tree of Lothlorien* *Its falling down*
-WK Army: “FRODOOOOO!!!!!!”
*The elven armies are running away, the war has been won!*
*The dark army enters Lothlorien and find two filthy orcses laughing. They are holding mithril hatchets*
*The Witch King Marries the Witch Queen at the top of Sauron’s tower, Mordor is rebuilt, goodness venishes from the world, the rings are thrown into the volca- ohshit*
Thank you everyone for asking, answering and Reading. Have a great month!
PS: Im in love with this picture you made. You have great skills, Tora!
Article by Choto 3000
Sorry if I missed some of you guys! If you can't find yourself on the list, pm me!!
Article by Choto 3000
Ok, this one is a bit different from the regular ones. It's a spoof of Titanic's theme song by Mr Bug, one of the most watched OSRS video makers on youtube. His videos mostly consist of himself trolling people in game and on the internet using his runescape character whose iconic outfit includes a quest cape. It's only 33 seconds, but I like the ending. Worth a watch even if you are not a fan of RSMVs.
Article by SantaEnds
2nd place:__________________________________________________ Tasty Romeo
3rd place:__________________________________________________________ Santa Ends
Thank you everyone who participated in the crossword at last issue of Questaholic. Some solved it with ease, others through pain and suffering. The responses have been positive and entertaining, so I will look forward to make another crossword in the future. :D Toragrai will now have the choice between the 20M gp or the picture project. If gp is chosen, then Tasty Romeo will have the choice between 10M gp or the picture project. If gp is taken, Santa Ends will receive the picture project, else 10M gp. All the winners will be contacted by me in the winning order through PM on offsite and/or in-game.
Article by Tyco elf
Ah, April. We are already a quarter of the way into 2017 and spring is upon most of us, though there are also some hipster southern hemisphereans who think it's autumn right now. We've had quite a busy month with events, so let's get started with a recap and a preview of what we have in store for you next.
We are hoping we can extend our variety in events like this that do not necessarily involve playing RuneScape in the future, since they are a great way to step out of the bankstanding/grinding/xpwasting environment of RS and have a good time with clannies, and they are much more interesting with some voice action.
Also thanks to Xenon for his continued Sunday Vindicta masses (sorry for being such a bad luck charm), and make sure to check out and sign up for the newest event by Xenon in which you could win a year of gold premium membership: survivor.
Of course, we are always looking for new ideas and volunteers. So whether you have just an idea, or just want to volunteer some time, please get in contact with me and I can set you up with funds and/or other people to help you get going!
Behind the scenes
A term you will hear me yelling a lot the coming weeks and months will probably be "empowering", because we really would like to get to a point where Clan Quest becomes a clan for members, by members.
(Yes, this is a subtle push to get in touch with me or any other councillor if you want to help out with the clan but are not sure how.)
I will keep you updated about any outcomes through upcoming bulletins, and keep an eye out for more changes to come!
We have been seeing a good influx of Clan Quest members also joining the offsite. Some of them have been posting introductions, so make sure to say hi! A special thanks to Tyco Elf, who is a force of nature when it comes to reeling in the recruits.
Not only the offsite, but also the Discord is something we want to keep growing. We have added a link to Discord on the forum index so it is easier to find for members; please point people towards this page to join the Discord. On the new offsite we will probably be giving the Discord link a more permanent place.
Discord is an extension to our clan, so as a reminder I want to let you know that the same clan rules and values apply to the clan Discord channel. This holds in particular for profanity, since we as a clan strive to be a family friendly place. Keep each other honest so that everybody can have a good time
If you have anything you would like me to bring up during the bulletin, please get in touch as well.
For now, have an awesome April!
Article by Cireon
- PTV Suli!
- fat Gogeta!
- Quest Lore!
The Recruitment Razzers, the chief body responsible for reaching out to possible new members, and they're always looking for a hand. You can always contact Irene Angel/Jjasm if you're interested!
Hope you all enjoy what we have to offer, and what more we'll have to offer very soon!
- Alqam: Recruit -> Sergeant, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- R0noue: Recruit -> Sergeant, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- StarShyne: Recruit -> Sergeant, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- PTV Suli: Recruit -> Corporal, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- Day Dreamer: Sergeant -> Lieutenant
- KatMak: Lieutenant -> Captain, congratulations on your Quest Cape!
- Meyza: Sergeant -> Lieutenant
- MrArgute: Recruit -> Corporal, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- Questcaping: Sergeant -> Lieutenant
- Ultradog777: Lieutenant -> Captain, congratulations on your Quest Cape!
Congratulations, everyone! You can find more information on our ranks on our official recruitment thread.
Article by Sirapyro
This month I have made a Clan Quest word find!
In here are 35 clannie's usernames (past and present) and it's up to you to find them.
They might be in any direction.
You can get a couple of entries depending on how many names you find:
25 names - 1 Entry
30 names - 2 Entries
35 names - 3 Entries
The prize is 1 bond!
I will write the people's users who have entered on paper and draw them out of a hat to announce at the release of the next issue of Questaholic.
Please use paint or another tool to highlight or circle the answers - don't just list them to me in a PM. PM the answer to me via Discord or the Offsite by April 30th 2017.
Article by Toragrai