An interview with Elven Badass
A quest started by Santa and completed by Choto
We’ve done it! Thank you Elven for the great interview, and thank you, everyone, for the uninterrupted support!
Article by Choto 3000
Three judges were involved in the selection of a winner. And they chose....
“I vote Santa as he has consistantly put in loads of effort keeping the magazine on track and its always a good read.”
“I choose Santa. He's a real clan guy. He puts a lot of effort in the magazine. He gives me the feeling that I can rely on him as if he were actual family. Have concerns? He'll help you out. Need people for trouble brewing? He'll gather some of his friends. A true representation of what being part of a community means, and an example to all of us.”
This comments were also made about Xenon: “Xenon's been consistently great at organising Clan Quest PvM events. Good fun and educational for PvM noobs like me.”
“Xenon challenges are really good. I completely failed at the Nomad but learnt a lot and took so it is a shame when he has gone to the effort to organise the Sliske Endgame challenge this month not to be able to recognise how much he does.”
“He is a meme”
Wait a second... -You may say- What are the RAWR Awards??
Check this link!
PS: Please remember no clannie is better than other just because they won a RAWR edition. You're already a winner if you made it to this thread, because it means you care about others and make our clan a better place every day. Congratulations to Santa, Xenon and Shane. See you next month!
Article by Choto 3000
Skillers of the month:
1-I Herblaw, with 129m xp 2-Derparnieux, with 119m xp 3-Brappa, with 91m xpCLAN QUEST gained 2,048,805,266 xp during December!
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Article by Choto 3000
A Clan Quest story
By Tyco Elf
The imp removed his feet and stood up in an attempt to be high as the adventurer approached the desk.
- Whutchaguvna Tyco Far-Strider?
Tyco the elf raised an eyebrow at the imp’s greeting. He put on his helm.
- Hello Santa. Did Choto teach another way of saying “hello” again?
Santa was the nickname of the imp ever since an accident one christmas involving Santa Claus and a dispute with the union. The imp had taken this opportunity and joined the group of adventurers in hopes for a better life.
- Maybe he did. But cheer up guvna, you are missing the party. If you hurry you may still enjoy the best part.
Tyco noticed the glow in the imp’s eye as he finished the sentence. It wasn’t unusual for imps to have a trick or two up their sleeve, something people learned quickly and that Tyco had experience with more times than he could count. He felt the legs remind themselves that if anything they really wanted to rest after the long journey. Preferably in a chair among the other adventurers that had gathered here today. “Let get this over with” he thought before putting on his best ironic expression.
- Oh really? And what would the best part be?
The imp smiled and tilted his head towards the heavy doors that lead to the gathering hall. The elf became aware of the noise inside as he looked at it. In his mind he took a sigh of relief. Santa hadn’t tried to pull another trick. He approached the doors and grabbed both handles while looking at Santa.
- See you after the party.
Then he pushed the doors open to embrace his family.
Two cabbages instantly flew across the room towards the elf, who threw himself on the floor at the sight of the projectiles. They flew past where his head had been a second ago and continued until they landed far behind him with a loud splat. Tyco adjusted his helm that had gone over his eyes and what he saw next would forever be remembered.
Leaves. Leaves of cabbages as far as the eyes could see covered the room. The floor, the walls, the tables that had been broken in half. Even the adventurers seemed to had turned into wandering bushes that launched cabbages at anything that moved. And having the time of their lives, judging by the enthusiasm. An adventuress made a backflip as she was hit in midair and laughter followed. And in a corner Tyco could see Blaa leaning against a wall, whiter than a blanket and someone wearing a cook’s uniform sneak through the back door.
If he hadn’t seen what he saw next, he would have laughed on the spot and joined the war.
There was a pile of adventurers lying on the tables. As Tyco slowly recognised their faces through the leaves, his smile faded.
Tyco said his first word since he had entered the room. It wasn’t louder than a whisper.
- Healer. Healer….
He repeated it again and again, with the sense of logic returning with every word.
- We need a healer.
Tyco got up on his feet and turned around before sprinting, past the imp who was rolling around the floor laughing hysterically.
- We need a healer!
- HE TOOK HIM! HE STOLE MY LOVE!
Lord Earth screamed as he woke up and threw the blanket across the room. Before it had landed on the cold stone floor the elf and the man standing beside him threw themselves over him and pressed him down in the bed.
- For Brassica’s sake Earth! Rest! You barely escaped with your head on your neck!
Sadly those words fell of deaf ears. The high councilor snorted, wiggled and struggled to overcome the adventurers who held him down. The elf groaned as an elbow hit him on the forehead, but refused to move aside.
- He needs me! I can hear him calling for me!
Not realizing until now, Tyco became aware of the echo of hasty footsteps reaching the bed. Trying not to get hit by any future elbows, he took a quick glance behind him. Long brown hair, held up by a barrette that looked like a small fan. Dark leather body without sleeves and chaps with straps holding medical equipment from her waist down to the knees. Irene Angel, healer of Clan Quest, stood and observed the scene in front of her.
A foot got free and the man flew off the bed as a well-aimed kick sent him away. Tyco, literally putting all his weight on the struggling man, looked in the eyes of the healer with the look of someone begging for mercy.
- Irene. Please…….
Tyco made a painful expression as the healer raised her hand and smacked the chin of Lord Earth as hard as she could. The struggles finally ended and the man starred emptily into the roof. Whether it was cause of the events or the hand, Tyco wasn’t sure of. The healer put her hand on Earth’s head.
At first nothing interesting happened. One eyelid closed. Then the other. A sigh of relief was heard as Earth sank into the bed. Seeing that the situation was finally under control, the elf sat down and took a deep breath.
- Thanks Irene.
- You are welcome.
Tyco could see the eye of an hawk coming from the healer before she turned her attention towards the other High Councilors. A shiver went down his spine. Somewhere deep down he remembered getting a slap of his own and reminded himself that one necessarily didn’t need to be skilled with a sword to be feared.
- Nice party you had there.
Tyco looked to the bed next to Earth’s and saw Sethron opening an eyelid. He shined up.
- Seth! Oh I’m glad you are alright.
The man in the hospital bed snorted. Tyco noted a hint of irony in his voice.
- As you can see, as healthy as I could possibly be.
Tyco chuckled, but then changed to a serious tone when reality came back to him.
- Sethron. Please. Tell me everything. Everything you know.
Article by Tyco elf
Can you believe that 1/12th of 2018 has already passed? Time flies when you're having fun (or when you're just super busy, like me!). With the first month of the year in the past, it is time to catch up on what happened in Clan Quest!
Needed: two volunteers
The reason we are working on this logo is to make sure we have something that lasts. Once we've decided on our branding, the next step is to introduce a real Clan Quest merch store! This will help distribution of Clan Quest branded stuff for Runefest, but also could create a source of income we could use to improve Clan Quest's infrastructure and make it even more awesome!
Why are we talking about this already? Because you can never start saving early enough. Did you know that if you started putting one dollar in a yar today, you'd have enough to afford the Runefest ticket by the end of July, when the tickets most likely go for sale. And if you continue until the event, you'll have enough pocket money to not starve either!
Advance warning: potential culling
There's no requirements on the event, as long as you get together in-game to have that picture in the end. Just post your picture along with an event description in the events forum and we'll get back to you if you win.
And it gets even juicier. The event host that gathers the most attendees through the entirety of Febrauary wins 280M, but only if there has been an event on [i]every day of February[/i]. Just gather some peeps and have fun. Easiest money ever!
Website & Wiki
If you're interested in content creation for Clan Quest, don't hesitate to reach out to myself or the Editors team and we'll set you up in no time.
New to Low Council: Toragrai
And that's it for me this month. I'll be back next month with a fresh batch of updates from your favourite clan. Take care!
Article by Cireon
The last month has seen four new members join the clan! Please give them a warm welcome and make them feel at home! The new members of the clan are
- Iron C0ke, the ironman of Elven Badass!
- YLee, who posted an introduction here!
The Recruitment Razzers, the chief body responsible for reaching out to possible new members, and they're always looking for a hand. You can always contact The High Council if you're interested!
The offsite is a pivotal part of our clan structure, and the more people that use it the better! This last month we welcomed three new members to the offsite:
Hope you all enjoy what we have to offer as we continue to expand the offsite!
Because our ranking system is primarily based on quest points, a promotion is a symbol of your progress as an adventurer! Here are all of the members who have been promoted in the last month:
- Delenda Est: Recruit -> Captain, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- Vagonbrei: Recruit -> Sergeant, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- Vapor13579: Recruit -> Corporal, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- YLee: Recruit -> Sergeant, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- IronC0ke: Recruit -> Sergeant, congratulations on your promotion to full member!
- Brappa: Captain -> General, congratulations on your Master Quest Cape!
- Clean Tosols: Captain -> General, congratulations on obtaining task master!
- Blue Hubbard: Blue Hubbard -> Lieutenant!
- Toragrai: Organiser -> Coordinator, congratulations on your promotion to the Low Council!
- Ch00blet: Sergeant -> Lieutenant!
- Profeshnull: Sergeant -> Lieutenant!
- Haalalbacon: Corporal -> Sergeant!
Congratulations, everyone! You can find more information on our ranks on our official recruitment thread.
Article by Sirapyro