Many people have been interested in our clannie from the North Pole Singapore. After collecting all the questions I reserved two seats in the airplanes (thanks Nicole, your questions took a lot of space) and flew off to the other side of the world to present them to our Asian clannie: Santa Ends. He did his best to answer as much questions as possible, though a few might be missing due to the large amount of them.
On behalf of the full Questaholic crew I would like to thank Teng for his cooperation in this interview.
Article by Cireon
1. Advanced woodcutting/ farming tutorial- 2400 total required
I seek advice on skills I haven't maxed yet more, and found out this awesome trick.
At world 48 (2.4k total world), every time the servers reset at 0000 GMT people would gather and share divine locations at the burthorpe bank.
Most notably, divine yew locations, for their small resource count of 1, which means with a daily limit of 250 you can chop 250 yews.
1 divine yew lasts 30 seconds, and can give you a full inventory if you have a rune hatchet or greater. 1 log gives 175 xp, 250 means an easy 43,750 experience in 10 minutes.
Divine herb patch lasts slightly shorter, only 25 seconds, and they take up 8 resource count per herb. Not really recommended, but you get about 10k farming xp per day (250 resource) and can max out easily just using 2 resources.
Hati and Skoll event gives bonus woodcutting experience, put that to good use here.
The main trick is to cap twice per day.
Arrive 15 minutes before reset time, cap your resources. It doesn't matter if it's past reset time, it doesn't log you out! When you have capped, log out and log back in, your resource count will be reset. You can effectively do that once every two days so you don't have to log in every day at reset time and get on with your normal schedules.
Who knows, you might even meet some famous faces there.
Article by Santa Ends
A group of frogs were hopping contentedly through the woods, going about their froggy business, when two of them fell into a deep pit. All of the other frogs gathered around the pit to see what could be done to help their companions. When they saw how deep the pit was, the rest of the group agreed that it was hopeless and told the two frogs in the pit that they should prepare themselves for their fate, because they were as good as dead.
Unwilling to accept this terrible fate, the two frogs began to jump with all of their might. Some of the frogs shouted into the pit that it was hopeless and that the two frogs wouldn't be in that situation if they had been more careful, more obedient to the froggy rules, and more responsible. The other frogs continued sorrowfully shouting that they should save their energy and give up, since they were already as good as dead.
The two frogs continued jumping as hard as they could, and after several hours of desperate effort were quite weary. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to the calls of his fellows. Spent and disheartened, he quietly resolved himself to his fate, lay down at the bottom of the pit, and died as the others looked on in helpless grief.
The other frog continued to jump with every ounce of energy he had, although his body was wracked with pain and he was completely exhausted. His companions began anew, yelling for him to accept his fate, stop the pain and just die. The weary frog jumped harder and harder and - wonder of wonders! finally leapt so high that he sprang from the pit.
Amazed, the other frogs celebrated his miraculous freedom and then gathering around him asked, "Why did you continue jumping when we told you it was impossible?" Reading their lips, the astonished frog explained to them that he was deaf, and that when he saw their gestures and shouting, he thought they were cheering him on. What he had perceived as encouragement inspired him to try harder and to succeed against all odds.
This simple story contains a powerful lesson.
Your encouraging words can lift someone up and help them make it through the day. Your destructive words can cause deep wounds; they may be the weapons that destroy someone's desire to continue trying - or even their life. Your destructive, careless word can diminish someone in the eyes of others, destroy their influence and have a lasting impact on the way others respond to them.
Special is the individual who will take the time to encourage another. So my wonderful clan mates, always be kind and encourage others. Someone, somewhere, is waiting for your words.
~ LizBeth ~
Article by LizBeth
Your Horoscope for March, 2014
~ LizBeth ~
AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18)
PISCES (February 19 to March 20)
ARIES (March 21 to April 19)
TAURUS – (April 20 to May 20)
GEMINI (May 21 to June 20)
CANCER (June 21 to July 22)
LEO (July 23 to August 22)
VIRGO (August 23 to September 22)
LIBRA (September 23 to October 22)
SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21)
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21)
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19)
Source: Horoscope for the Whole Year
Article by LizBeth
~!~ Recipe ~!~
~ by Lizbeth ~
3 boneless chicken breasts halves cut crosswise into 1/2 strips
3 Tbsp melted butter or margarine
2/3 cup Original Bisquick mix
11/2 tsp paprika
1 tsp salt or garlic salt
1 tsp Italian seasoning, if desired
1/4 tsp pepper
1 egg slightly beaten
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
Heat oven to 450 F. Line cookie sheet with foil; spray with cooking spray. In 1-gal plastic resealable food-storage bag, mix Bisquick mix, cheese, salt/garlic salt and paprika.
Dip half the chicken strips into egg; place in bag of Bisquick mixture. Seal bag; shake to coat. Place chicken on cookie sheet. Repeat to use up remaining chicken. Drizzle butter over chicken.
Bake 15-25 minutes, turning halfway through bake time, until no longer pink in center.
Article by LizBeth
ARE YOU A LEXOPHILE?
"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that love using words in rather unique ways, such as: "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best one is held every year. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping Centre you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand-alone; it is two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the wretched crop:
Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
~!~ ***** ~!~
Article by MsKonnan
Editors Note: Karen speaks Spanish as well as English. But this is not either of those...In clan chat and on face book we have these kind of messages sometimes. I call it her "Goofy Speak". We asked Karen to write a story for the magazine, in her own unique speech. Enjoy!
~!~ The story in my langauge.~!~
i looked thotiuughj muy closet of 156 pairs of tights. i lokeeed at somep urple andp ojnk tights , but they where a little to flashhhyy. my pooodle tights? too girly. my candy cane tights??? nooooo, too winter holdiday.
So i'm like uughh what they heck am i even gonna wear i had to tihnk! becuase i dont want to wear what everyone elkse is wearing , i want to be myself and be diffreernt . but i also dont want to look like i have no discipline and im a reckjless reject teenager, yaknow hwatimnean?
So i went downstairs witohut chosing what im going to wear so i can ask my mom what i should wear! buuutttt i wnet downstairs with no pants , tihnking it owuld just be my mother buuttttt nooooo my brothers were downstiarss with all his little friend (like 13 years old) and therei go walking in so fast to tlak to mom, i m i nthem iddle of the kitchenn and the kids are staring at me! my mom said "what are oyu doing" i said i dont know what to wear!!!!! and run back to my room in embrass,memt !
i felt very ashamd of myself, i mean it dosent matter what i wear, it dosent mattuur what othur people tihnk of me it only matturs what God think of me ! bu i stil lwasnt happy because i wanted to wear tights taht were much different , from anyone elses. and then out of knowwherrreee i mean knowheereee!!!!! i noticed i had a bag on my dooorr!!!!! and took it and it was nike stuff m yfather had bought for meee!!!! inside was a nkie shiiirrtt and a nkie leggingsss!!!! yessss legginngggsss!!!! and they were whitee!!!!! no one has white nikei legggggingss!!!! i wasss releived i felt sooo awesome there were the best ever!!! all my worries were out trge door anbd i was absolutly so happt!!!! i couldnt bleeive ittt!!!
i love my daddy and i thank God too this day i know they both havem yback no matter what!!!! and now whenever i wear leggings i wear trhe white ones, causen obody has them1!!!! and i keep them very clean because i am a very clean person, butt when they get stained it stinks , i have to use bleach , i must keep them super white too match my teeth yaknowhatieman?
jajajaja end of storeuy.
Article by Karen Angel
Where in Runescape Am I?
PM me on the offsite if you know where I am in Runescape.
It looks pretty bright here.
Be a member of Clan Quest
Cannot get help from others
Only one guess per person
500k for anyone who guesses correctly. Answer will be posted after March
Article by Nicole Angel