a real photo of froufur

froufur is a 20 year old frog from the UK. they have played runescape for 15 years and have forgotten most of the progress they have made, thus they are now relearning the game under the wing of Idiotonastic.

their name is based on the pokémon "furfrou". similarly, gourbyss is based on the pokémon "gorebyss" and "gourgeist".

their hobbies include playing animal crossing, drawing, drag and collecting shiny rocks. they'd make for a pretty good magpie.

base stats and features

froufur's stat spread indicate a distance-based build, as their strength and constitution are abysmal. hence, they stick to ranged and gathering skills. art really does mimic life.

STR 3
DEX 10
CON 9
INT 15
WIS 16
CHA 16

irresistible floof - froufur gets an advantage on Charisma based skill checks when within 5 ft of their dog.

hydro homie - froufur is twice as efficient when well hydrated.

gibberish - froufur can speak utter gibberish fluently among others with this feature.

backstory

froufur was born on a lilypad in a sewer. it was a sheltered place; protected from the elements for sure, but smelly. they spent a long time pondering what lay beyond the ceiling of this damp, decaying place. what if they struggled to fit in with other frogs? how would they survive in an unknown world? what would their parents think of them for wanting to stray?

in a disastrous episode of anxiety, froufur plunged themself into the cascading sewer waters, and was whisked away into the darkness.

when froufur's eyes opened once again, they found themself floating in crystal clear water that softly breathed along the shore. situated in the shallow stretch of the sea was a small civilization, seemingly. it looked like it was comprised of living structures, of all different colours and shapes. bursting with life, warmth and freedom.

"where am i?" froufur thought, having only just processed their whereabouts.

"why, you look like you've never seen a coral before!" a voice called from behind froufur, its origin a small purple nudibranch with an adorable smile.

"a coral? is that what that is?" asked froufur, examining the area once again, "i have no idea where i am or what i'm doing here!"

the nudibranch nodded, and consoled his new froggy friend, "my name is nastic the nudibranch, and i will take care of you."

in tears of joy from freedom at last, froufur skipped along the borders of the reef with nastic the nudibranch, ready to start a new life.

aliases

froufur has acquired many aliases through their years of internet adventures:

  • gourbyss / gobo
  • xatunite
  • shokyoku
  • qlimb / queuelimb
  • varrock palace
  • musashi

other platforms

where else could froufur be hiding?

Facebook

Steam

discord - gourbyss#6410

this sign was implemented after froufur petitioned to protect the crabs in brazil

battleNET - LousyJunkrat#2407

Instagram (Personal)

Instagram (Art)

faq

what is your favourite quest?

the restless ghost because vibing with dead people is a high ranking bucket list item.

- what is your favourite skill? where is your runescape "home"?

as a frog, it is in my DNA to be drawn to fishing. for similar reasons, catherby holds a special place in my heart.

- why are you referring to yourself as some gender confused frog?

i also go by eldritch abomination, strange entity or vaguely human-shaped being.

- what is idiotonastic like in real life?

we have a whole language revolving around the dog and how we talk to/about her. in other words, mega oddball. but that goes for the both of us, so it works out.

- question: which frog is best?

that's a ridiculous question-

- FALSE. tree frog.

well, that's debatable. there are basically two school of thought-

- fact: frogs eat freezer pops. frogs. freezer pops. farming simulator 19.

what is going on here? what are you doing?

- which shrek movie was best and why?

shrek 2 is best because at the end king harold gets turned into a frog and he is smoking hot if a movie uses funkytown by lipps inc then it's automatically at least a 7.

- what is your favourite rock?

loaded question, but peridotite is pretty darn cool. did you know that the earth's mantle is green rock?

reviews

♠♠♠♠ - Bailey Mason

NOT BAD FOURG / 5

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♠♠♠♠♠ - FreakzShadow

There used to be a greening tower alone on the sea
You became the light on the green side of me
Toads remained a drug that's the high and not the pill
But did you know that when it glows 
My tongue becomes large and the mucus that you emit can be seen? 
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a frog in the swamp 
Ooh, the more I get of you, the slimier it feels, yeah 
Now that your webbies are grown 
A light hits the leaf in the swamp 
There is so much a frog can tell you, so much they can say 
You remain my tailless, green, AMPHI-BIAN 
Baby, to me, you're like a growing tadpole that I can't deny 
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby? But did you know that when it glows 
My tongue become large and the mucus that you emit can be seen? 
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a frog in the swamp 
Ooh, the more I get of you, the slippier it feels, yeah 
Now that your webbies are grown
A light hits the leaf in the swamp 
I've been kissed by a frog in the swamp 
I've been kissed by a frog in the swamp 
And if I should slip, will it all hop away? 
I've been kissed by a frog in the swamp 
There is so much a frog can tell you, so much they can say 
You remain my zig-zagging, nocturnal, friend 
To me, you're like a croaking addiction that I can't deny 
Won't you tell me, is that healthy, baby? 
But did you know that when it glows 
Your skin becomes poison, and the venom that you emit can be seen? 
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a frog in the swamp 
Ooh, the more I get of you, the greasier it feels, yeah 
Now that your eyes will protrude 
A light hits the leaf in the swamp 
Yes I compare you to a kiss from a frog in the swamp 
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stickier it feels, yeah 
And now that your eggs have been laid 
A light hits the leaf in the swamp 
Now that your eggs have been laid 
A light hits the leaf in the swamp