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Greetings, friends! It occurred to me recently that, despite being a self-professed lover of quests, I only have very faint memories of most of them, because I did them over a decade ago. So I decided to do something about that, by making one of those "alts" I've heard so much about, and playing quests on it. But I won't just play the quests, I'm going to play through them in story order. To keep myself from going completely mental, rather than coming up with an "optimal story order", I'm just going to use the "Timeline" order in-game.

Also to note: this alt is not going to be an iron. I am in no way prepared to handle this game, or Nomad, without access to the Grand Exchange.

This is going to be an occasionally-updated series, basically whenever I need a break from working on my main goals I'll work on the alt, with an aim towards the QPC (and nothing else; I'm not going for two MQCs at the same time, how mad do you think I am), and post here when I complete a quest with my thoughts, and maybe some screenshots and (occasionally) jokes. Maybe I'll do the odd skilling update too, see how we go.

Table of Contents

  1. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Introduction and Tutorial (Jul 22, 2020)
  2. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Cook's Assistant (Jul 22, 2020)
  3. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Demon Slayer (Jul 22, 2020)
  4. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Restless Ghost (Jul 24, 2020)
  5. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Shield of Arrav (Jul 24, 2020)
  6. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Ernest the Chicken (Jul 25, 2020)
  7. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Vampyre Slayer (Jul 25, 2020)
  8. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Imp Catcher (Jul 25, 2020)
  9. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Stolen Hearts (Jul 25, 2020)
  10. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Diamond in the Rough (Jul 29, 2020)
  11. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Goblin Diplomacy (Jul 29, 2020)
  12. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Pirate's Treasure (Jul 29, 2020)
  13. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Druidic Ritual (Jul 29, 2020)
  14. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Monk's Friend (Jul 30, 2020)
  15. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Clock Tower (Jul 30, 2020)
  16. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Hazeel Cult (Jul 30, 2020)
  17. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Sheep Herder (Jul 31, 2020)
  18. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Plague City (Jul 31, 2020)
  19. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Observatory Quest (Aug 01, 2020)
  20. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Dwarf Cannon (Aug 01, 2020)
  21. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Murder Mystery (Aug 01, 2020)
  22. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Gertrude's Cat (Aug 02, 2020)
  23. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Rune Mysteries (Aug 02, 2020)
  24. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Rune Memories (Aug 03, 2020)
  25. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Priest in Peril (Aug 03, 2020)
  26. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Death Plateau (Aug 03, 2020)
  27. The Legend of Xurdtwos/A Soul's Bane (Aug 05, 2020)
  28. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Rag and Bone Man (Aug 05, 2020)
  29. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Wolf Whistle (Aug 06, 2020)
  30. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Swept Away (Aug 06, 2020)
  31. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Myths of the White Lands (Aug 6, 2020)
  32. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Skilling update: DXPW Aug 2020 (Aug 10, 2020)
  33. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Blood Pact (Aug 18, 2020)
  34. The Legend of Xurdtwos/One Piercing Note (Aug 23, 2020)
  35. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Let Them Eat Pie (Aug 29, 2020)
  36. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Song From the Depths (Sep 06, 2020)
  37. The Legend of Xurdtwos/A Shadow Over Ashdale (Sep 11, 2020)
  38. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Broken Home (Sep 12, 2020)
  39. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Violet is Blue (Sep 15, 2020)
  40. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Once Upon a Slime Sep 16, 2020)
  41. The Legend of Xurdtwos/What's Mine Is Yours (Sep 18, 2020)
  42. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Fishing Contest (Sep 20, 2020)
  43. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Biohazard (Sep 22, 2020)
  44. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Jungle Potion (Sep 22, 2020)
  45. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Elemental Workshop I (Sep 22, 2020)
  46. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Nature Spirit (Sep 25, 2020)
  47. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Recruitment Drive (Sep 25, 2020)
  48. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Eagle's Peak (Sep 26, 2020)
  49. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Tower of Life (Sep 26, 2020)
  50. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Perils of Ice Mountain (Oct 05, 2020)
  51. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Tale of the Muspah (Oct 06, 2020)
  52. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Fur 'n Seek (Oct 06, 2020)
  53. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Rune Mechanics (Oct 07, 2020)
  54. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Buyers and Cellars (Oct 07, 2020)
  55. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Gunnar's Ground (Oct 08, 2020)
  56. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Bringing Home the Bacon (Oct 12, 2020)
  57. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Jack of Spades (Oct 13, 2020)
  58. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Chef's Assistant (Oct 15, 2020)
  59. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Dragon Slayer (Oct 16, 2020)
  60. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Knight's Sword (Oct 17, 2020)
  61. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Lost City (Oct 18, 2020)
  62. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Witch's House (Oct 18, 2020)
  63. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Merlin's Crystal (Oct 19, 2020)
  64. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Scorpion Catcher (Oct 21, 2020)
  65. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Trial Totem (Oct 23, 2020)
  66. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Holy Grail (Oct 29, 2020)
  67. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Tree Gnome Village (Oct 29, 2020)
  68. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Sea Slug (Nov 05, 2020)
  69. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Waterfall Quest (Dec 26, 2020)
  70. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Tourist Trap (Dec 26, 2020)
  71. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Violet is Blue Too (Dec 27, 2020)
  72. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Watchtower Quest (Jan 05, 2021)
  73. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Dig Site (Jan 10, 2021)
  74. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Big Chompy Bird Hunting (Jan 11, 2021)
  75. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Tai Bwo Wannai Trio (Jan 13, 2021)
  76. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Shades of Mort'ton (Jan 14, 2021)
  77. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Fremennik Trials (Jan 20, 2021)
  78. The Legend of Xurdtwos/In Search of the Myreque (Jan 21, 2021)
  79. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Creature of Fenkenstrain (Jan 23, 2021)
  80. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Ghosts Ahoy (Jan 24, 2021)
  81. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Mountain Daughter (Jan 25, 2021)
  82. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Feud (Jan 26, 2021)
  83. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Golem (Jan 28, 2021)
  84. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Icthlarin's Little Helper (Feb 01, 2021)
  85. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Tears of Guthix (Feb 06, 2021)
  86. The Legend of Xurdtwos/Zogre Flesh Eaters (Mar 26, 2021)
  87. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Lost Tribe (Apr 4, 2021)
  88. The Legend of Xurdtwos/The Giant Dwarf (Apr 13, 2021)
  89. The_Legend_of_Xurdtwos/Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf (Apr 30, 2021)